Everybody you see,
Including me,
Thought they looked pretty good,
When before the mirror they stood.
The title comes from a joke my father told me. He said it was an old seminary joke.
Q: What did the old lady say when she kissed the cow?
A: De Gustibus Non Est Disputandum (There is no accounting for tastes.)
Yeah, I know. It's not very funny but I'll bet it was in seminar in 1928.